This is <b>based ON A TRUE STORY,</b> about 26 years ago, when I was in Asset Management & Loss Prevention. I busted a guy shoplifting and he wet his blue jeans in front of me. I had to be "professional" and NOT LAUGH or point at him but this is a fantasy audio so we're just gonna replay this scenario in a hotter & more fun way!!<br> I approach and apprehend you outside the store exit, asking for the item back that you concealed in your jacket pocket. You hand it over & I tell you to go back into the store so I can take your picture and ban you from the store. You're already fidgeting & embrassed about the situation, but me being me, I don't make it any better. We get back to my office & you can't conceal your need to pee, squirming and fidgeting. I tell you it'll only take 5 mins, I just need to take pics of your ID and you sign a form adknowleding you're banned for a year. Of course, my camera needs batteries and I need to print another form. You start spurting in

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