Because our new driver is a fucking moron, we were stuck cruising around in the warehouse districts. What type of grade A ass are we supposed to find there? We ain’t looking for no lot lizards ya dumbass. Dear god did we get lucky. It was a hot day and this chick named Martini was getting her hustle on selling water on the roadside. All it took was a little smooth talking and fifty bucks to buy all her water and she got her juicy fat ass on the bus. We ride around asking Martini questions and she opens up about her freaky past being a stripper. We let her know we got money to blow on more than just water. As soon as those numbers reach triple digits Martini is ready to get back into hustling more than water. She puts our boy through all the paces and thinks she’s going to get fat paid. Hahahaha. Keep your water and get the fuck out the bus bitch.

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